Rules:
1) This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
2) You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
3) Note: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.

Smoked weed: $10
Did acid or pills: $5
Ever had sex at church: $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you: $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc: $25
Had sex for money: $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican: $20
Vandalized something: $20
Had sex on your parents' bed: $10
Beat up someone: $20
Been jumped: $10
Cross dressed: $10
Given money to stripper: $25
Been in love with a stripper: $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know: $0.10
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work: $15
Ever drive and drank: $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk: $50
Used toys while having sex: $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before: $20
Went skinny dipping: $5
Had sex in a pool: $20
Kissed someone of the same sex: $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex: $20
Cheated on your significant other: $10
Masturbated: $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend: $20
Done oral: $5
Got oral: $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving: $25
Stole something: $10
Had sex with someone in jail: $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures: $15
Had a threesome: $50
Had sex in public: $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex: $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars: $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older: $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7): $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time: $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it: $25
Went streaking: $5
Went streaking in broad daylight: $15
Been arrested: $5
Spent time in jail: $15
Pissed in the pool: $0.50
Played spin the bottle: $5
Done something you regret: $20
Had sex with your best friend: $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work: $25
Had anal sex: $80
Lied to your mate: $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good: $25

I've been very lax about keeping up in my journal there are many reasons for this, the largest one is, because I am tried of being told that I come off as pretentious. I have a hard time dealing with people, because I am way too alert for my own good and the subtle nuances of humans annoy me.

I normally spend a lot of time at home writing, but for the last several months I've been either attending corporate events as part of my job or I've been going to things with friends. And while I have met a lot more people I would not say they are quality... don't get me wrong, they're good people and fun, but I can't learn anything from them. Not really..

I saw the sex in the city movie and while I am didn't walk in expecting a cinematic piece it was much more stereotypically racist than I think it needed to be.

I love how Martin Lawrence is now consider classic comedy.

We just got a new sales vp and I am relatively unimpressed especially since no one has even said anything about him or introduced him. I hate this company.

Ok so yahoo is being shitty to me, and I am mad about it. Also I went to a baby shower (I hate baby showers) of a friend of mine. It was co-ed and really kind of just a "Give me shit for my kids fest" I had something profound to say about this, but I stopped caring about this half way through the sentence.

Um... facebook - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1591477752&ref=profile

I suppose I'll do my birthday pictures up sometimes.

I so want to sleep right now, but I can't because I am too busy watching rubbish and wondering if imbattled is really a word or something the narrator of the tv show "A haunting" Made up

Um ..


Overhead in the Office:
Ad Director: I have an ad for you to run from P.E.T.A
Account Coordinator: Is that a restaurant?
Ad Director: -Confused Look- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals -glances over to me- Hey You're not facebooking that are you?
Me: Maybe - Innocent Look-

People depress the fuck out of me. I started talking to this guy from a forum I work for in my spare time. He was a user and had a rather interesting profile, need some help and lives in my town. Purely an internet thing and not necessarily anything more than talking. He was funny and we got a long smashingly, but for some reason out of no where he decides to send me his picture. We started talking about race .. how I don't know, but we did and something he said and the way he hesitated made me wonder, so I googled him. He sent me someone else's picture.

I don't know why I didn't even ask him for it in the first place, but when I found out I asked him. He immediately stopped talking to me. As if I had done something wrong. I suppose it's my own fault for not being stupid and being so ego driven that I felt the need to make him aware I am not stupid. Whelp.. That is all.

<3

Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes. I got weird stories to tell. Coming soon Promise.

Have you ever been awestruck by something a dear friend or sibling did?

I was this morning and
Watch this and listen to the voice over ..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHEZNab4cFo

Ok I am so not in the mood for shit today and it's raining again. Why is it raining in the god damn desert. Welp.. I got only one response on my smut, back to the drawing board.

My Uncle is coming to Vegas next month I am excited. Why.. well because he's awesome. Pictures to follow.

So I updated my smut filter, and finished the first part of a writing with cyberdaddy. You'll get to see if shortly. If you're on said smut filter.

Edit:9:22am

The following people are on that filter if you want to be added .. you know what to do.

Amante Donne
Cyberdaddy
Thor1957
Drjeff
eyeintodust
Leaffan
filletofchildren
theamazingjosh
trendyprof